Mario Doesn’t Implode
REDMOND, WA–Reports that Nintendo’s legendary plumber has imploded in a phenomenon known as “quantum shrinkage” have been grossly exaggerated according to Nintendo’s in-house physicist, Dr. Evo Mishimish. Read the rest of this entry »
Post-E3 Frog Rain
E3 2010 has come and gone, but according to predictions at IGNN, the biggest impacts of the show will be felt in coming months as plagues, wars, infestations and a rain of frogs inundate the gaming world. Should we rejoice or be very afraid? Read the full story>>
E3 Prognostibations
L.A., California–IGNN reports from E3 2010 on the stories that the rest of the gaming media ignored or missed–the stories that didn’t happen. Read the full story>>
Red Dead Ducks
SAN DIEGO, CA–US2Games has a track record of mimicking successful game concepts and repackaging them, but has the company gone too far with Red Dead Redux (pronounced “re-ducks”). IGNN investigates the shadowy world of intellectual propriety. Read the full story>>
Videogame Visionary
BOSTON, MA–Nintendo’s Satoru Iwata recently revealed a buff torso and a bold vision of the gaming company’s vision of the future, which seems to involve wearing furry shorts. Read the full story>>
Volcano Boosted Sales
ULM, Germany–Could increased game sales during the Icelandic volcanic eruption earlier this year have been caused by an evil mastermind’s plot? Recent claims by global dominator, BK (formerly Bobby Kotick of Activision), suggest that may be the case. Read the full story>>
- Karaoke Surgeon
December 15, 2009 |
Ib Sanchez–the king of pain–reviews the first medical/musical gaming experience, Karaoke Surgeon, from Sing Science. Ib says it’s a cut above the competition and rates it One spicy chalupa? Read the full story>> -
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- The IGNN Interviews: K.K. Slider
April 13, 2010 |
K.K. Slider, the famous crooner from Animal Crossing, is in the spotlight for this round of the IGNN Interviews. IGNN staffer Rondo Nobson gets the poop on recent rumors that the musical mutt is planning a career change. You should be warned that parts of this interview are shocking and tasteless, and frankly, none of it is suitable for children or anyone with weak bowels. Read the full story>> -
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- I Just Want To Have Fun
December 15, 2009 |
Frustrated gamer Daph Sebot has a proposition for a game developer that’s game for something new. What does this means for the gaming world? Only time and greed will tell. Read the full story>> -
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- Rare Countdown to the End?
June 7, 2010 |Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK–Rare’s website is ticking off the days to some unknown and potentially catastrophic event that has kept the gaming world teetering on the edge of its seat for days. The Imaginary Game News Newtwork (aka Network) speculates as to the fate of gaming, mankind and a squirrel. Read the full story>>
- Ogelstomp To Rescue Games
March 24, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the gaming industry. Read the full story>>
- Nintendo’s Head Games
March 16, 2010 |KYOTO, JAPAN–Nintendo Co. Ltd. once again failed to confirm if the company has chosen to leapfrog the current generation of HD television sets for a future, higher definition technology that appears only in players’ minds. Read the full story>>
- Stock Game Investigated
March 15, 2010 |PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Start-up, OmniGood Games, has seen a meteoric rise in stock value of more than 10,000 percent over the past two months even though OGG hasn’t released anything except for upbeat press statements. Now the SEC wants to know what’s afoot. IGNN’s Nell Chase investigates. Read the full story>>
- Microsoft discovers idiot programmer
March 5, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling. Read the full story>>
- Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced
March 3, 2010 |SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision. Read the full story>>
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