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Kotick Haunts Boy’s Dreams


Hartsley, New Jersey–A 12-year old boy in this seaside town reports being woken up in the middle of the night three times after experiencing disturbing dreams in which Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick appeared to him and demanded that he buy the latest version of Guitar Hero. Said the blurry-eyed youth, “I think he really meant it. Maybe I should do what he wants so I can get some sleep.” Asked to comment on the report, Mr. Kotick’s personal assistant noted that Kotick was out of the office, taking a red-eye back from the east coast. More on this developing story as developments develop.

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