How come David Perry won’t return my calls? I’ve tried to reach him a dozen times today and I keep getting the same message. “David Perry is busy reinventing the wheel in a fabulous new way that is sure to earn him a knighthood or a lifetime achievement award or billions of dollars tax free or all three of the above. Please leave your name and number and he’ll be sure to contact you pronto.” Must look up pronto–it doesn’t seem to mean what I thought.