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Friday, July 30th, 2010

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A Blog Within A Blog (Nell)

I’m not really sure why anyone thought that a staff blog was a good idea. I don’t have time for this. I need to be out chasing down stories, uncovering injustices in the gaming world, playing the latest games before they are even developed. Who cares about what our lives are like? I will tell you that it creeps me out that Nobson just passed me a note all folded up about a million times. It says, Mario or Sonic–who would win a death match? What a freak! This is what they call professionalism around here. God help us all.

Thoughts, Rumors and General Babble is Welcome

News Bites
  • Rare Countdown to the End?
    June 7, 2010 |

    Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK–Rare’s website is ticking off the days to some unknown and potentially catastrophic event that has kept the gaming world teetering on the edge of its seat for days. The Imaginary Game News Newtwork (aka Network) speculates as to the fate of gaming, mankind and a squirrel. Read the full story>>

  • Ogelstomp To Rescue Games
    March 24, 2010 |

    REDMOND, WA–Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the gaming industry. Read the full story>>

  • Nintendo’s Head Games
    March 16, 2010 |

    KYOTO, JAPAN–Nintendo Co. Ltd. once again failed to confirm if the company has chosen to leapfrog the current generation of HD television sets for a future, higher definition technology that appears only in players’ minds. Read the full story>>

  • Stock Game Investigated
    March 15, 2010 |

    PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Start-up, OmniGood Games, has seen a meteoric rise in stock value of more than 10,000 percent over the past two months even though OGG hasn’t released anything except for upbeat press statements. Now the SEC wants to know what’s afoot. IGNN’s Nell Chase investigates. Read the full story>>

  • Microsoft discovers idiot programmer
    March 5, 2010 |

    REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling. Read the full story>>

  • Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced
    March 3, 2010 |

    SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision. Read the full story>>

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