My cousin Raji fared badly today in an encounter with a tiger. My mother called to tell me that Raji requires many new body parts or he may not survive. She thinks that now that I am a big shot success here at The Imaginary Game News Network that I can work miracles and send organs back home, but the only organs I have are my own and I do not know how to remove and mail them so that they will reach Raji in time. I do not know what to do. Please, do not be sad for me or weep. It would be bad for your keyboard or mobile device. No, please just send me your organs. I do not exactly know which organs Raji needs. It would have been more convenient had my mother given me a list. So just send all the organs you can spare, and I wish to clarify that I do not mean those rather large musical instruments with pipes and peddles. Those would not help poor Raji. I am quite sure that he requires things such as spleens, livers, lungs, hearts, esophagi, perhaps even phalanges. I am very grateful. Please hurry.