Please Release Us
Today’s IGNN update marks a pivotal chapter in the ongoing saga of The Imaginary Game News Network as the staff strives to provide the finest gaming information from a purely imaginary premise and wades into the shark-infested seas of predicting the release of a whole crapload of imaginary games. It’s not easy avoiding reality and shying away from the excitement of all that is truly happening in this great industry, but through sensory deprivation techniques and liberal swigs of Pusser’s Rum “The Official Grog of the Her Majesty’s Royal Navy” we attempt this Herculean feat on a daily basis. Our new Imaginary Game Release list is wishful thinking at its most embarrassing. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed drinking the rum.
Thoughts, Rumors and General Babble is Welcome
- Microsoft discovers idiot programmer
March 5, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling. Read the full story>>
- Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced
March 3, 2010 |SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision. Read the full story>>
- Will the real Sid Meier speak at GDC?
March 1, 2010 |SAN FRANCISCO, CA–Reports that a man claiming to be Sid Meier will give the keynote speech at the Game Developers’ Conference this March have stirred up a hornets nest of speculation concerning whether the man really is who he claims to be. IGNN demands the truth! Read the full story>>
- Masked Gamer Sets DK Record
January 18, 2010 |TORONTO, ON–The Donkey Kong world record was shattered by an anonymous, masked player in a Toronto area gaming arcade, but until officials rule on the score’s authenticity the world must wait. Read the full story>>
- Gazonga Games Buys Microsoft
January 14, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–In a move that surprised most tech industry observers, struggling Flash game developer Gazonga Games today purchased Microsoft… Read the full story>>
- IGNN Staff Held In Imaginary Turkish Prison
January 1, 2010 |BELLEVUE, WA–Staff members of the Imaginary Game News Network were reportedly detained over the recent holiday in an imaginary Turkish prison. Read the full story>>
- Pup Rescued From TV Cord Tangle
December 1, 2009 |MITHERS, GA—Twins rescue a puppy from video game entanglements created by too many behind-the-TV electrical cords. Read the full story>>
- Size Counts In Nintendo’s Upcoming Handhelds
November 4, 2009 |Nintendo is planning on up-sizing it’s down-sized products, hoping for a bigger year in 2010 than in 2009. Read the full story>>
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