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Pup Rescued From TV Cord Tangle




<p>Samson recovers from his terrifying ordeal on his favorite fish-themed cushion.</p>

Samson recovers from his terrifying ordeal on his favorite fish-themed cushion.


MITHERS, GA—Jeremy and Joshua Huegins were playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii when whimpers of terror interrupted the action. The twin brothers, who had only recently acquired the game, at first believed that the sounds were part of the platforming action onscreen.


“I thought it was Luigi whining,” Jeremy told reporters.

“I thought it was Jeremy,” Joshua added. “He’s been studying ventriloquism, and I was beating him.”

But as the whimpers became more panicky, the brothers paused the game and went to investigate.

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