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Pup Rescued From TV Cord Tangle


“We discovered something quite amazing,” Siebald acknowledged afterward. “The Huegins had a viper’s nest  of old, unconnected cords back there. I saw a few cords that looked as if they dated back to the previous century. Frankly, it was just a matter of time before some unwary animal was trapped behind that TV.”

The National Electronics Safety Education Council affirmed the danger, which they say threatens more than two thirds of all American families and over a billion people worldwide. “It’s one of the great, unheralded technological ticking time bombs,” commented Neil Orindol of the NESEC. “You hear a lot about melting ice caps these days, but I’m here to tell you that no ice cap ever strangled a kitten.”

The NESEC recommends using a professional behind-TV management service to detangle your cords, remove old, unconnected cords and eliminate hazards. –Dr. Jess Ariella

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