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Gazonga Games Buys Microsoft


REDMOND, WA–In a move that surprised most tech industry observers, struggling Flash game developer Gazonga Games today purchased Microsoft, including all outstanding shares. Said Gazonga president Pete Smikey, “it seemed like a smart acquisition that should substatially increase our quarterly profits.” Smikey plans to rebrand all Microsoft products under the Gazonga name, including Gazonga Office and Internet Gazonga Explorer.

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