Comments on: Volcano Boosted Sales

By: Ram Danger

Ram Danger — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:46:30 +0000

That is very observant of you Mr. Graff. It is true that we depict that which we imagine to be true and not objective reality. Such is my dire fear of being devoured by tigers that I often do not appreciate how confusing it can be for people who may not share my perspective, and it is the same with our imaginary tales here on IGNN. It may help if you consider everything you see on these pages to be total bullpoop. Believe me, the air in our office is so ripe that we wear masks.

By: MarvinX

MarvinX — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:34:28 +0000

You make BK sound bad but he’s my hero and I want a badass jet blimp too so much that I can taste it sweet!

By: Graff Delicious

Graff Delicious — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 05:37:58 +0000

Look at the lighting for piss sake! Look at the sun! What’s wrong about this scene? Unless we’ve suddenly got a second star in the solar system I’d say this photo has been altered. Fess up lads. This one’s a fake.