Archive for the ‘ABWAB’ Category
Report on the Face of Gaming (Jess)
I ran across a great study that pretty much sums up the future of gaming as one that involves everyone with any money regardless of age, gender, nationality, creed or IQ. This has been coming for some time, but the expansion may not be what people expect. Most industry pundits still focus on TV game consoles, but the delivery mechanisms cited in the study (by the Institute of Holographic Research… Read the full story>>
Modern Warfare 3 (Ram)
I’ve been busy imagining Modern Warfare 3 and what I would include in the game, such as tigers–of course–and a level in which players battle a force composed of Wall Street’s most elite commando bankers. And I would leave out airports altogether, plus I would definitely include some camels as they are very trendy at the moment.… Read the full story>>
Holiday Fallout (Rondo)
They’re all blaming me for the stupid incarceration over the holiday. How was I supposed to know that there’s a secret Turkish prison hidden beneath Bellevue City Hall, and worse, that it’s administered by sadists who love goats. I’ve tried to make amends–preparing tea for the staff each morning, bringing cupcakes and licorice to the office, offering back rubs to Nell. My attempts at reconciliation have been rebuked.… Read the full story>>
A Blog Within A Blog (Rondo)
I just passed Nell a note. She’s so pretty. She’s reading it now…. She’s, she’s, oh! Trashed. Damn. She thinks she’s so much better than everyone. Read the full story>>
A Blog Within A Blog (Nell)
I’m not really sure why anyone thought that a staff blog was a good idea. I don’t have time for this. I need to be out chasing down stories, uncovering injustices in the gaming world, playing the latest games before they are even developed. Who cares about what our lives are like? Read the full story>>
A Blog Within A Blog (Ram)
My cousin Raji fared badly today in an encounter with a tiger. My mother called to tell me that Raji requires many new body parts or he may not survive. She thinks that now that I am a big shot success here at The Imaginary Game News Network that I can work miracles and send organs back home, but the only organs I have are my own and I do not know how to remove and mail them so that they will reach Raji in time. Read the full story>>
- Rare Countdown to the End?
June 7, 2010 |Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK–Rare’s website is ticking off the days to some unknown and potentially catastrophic event that has kept the gaming world teetering on the edge of its seat for days. The Imaginary Game News Newtwork (aka Network) speculates as to the fate of gaming, mankind and a squirrel. Read the full story>>
- Ogelstomp To Rescue Games
March 24, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the gaming industry. Read the full story>>
- Nintendo’s Head Games
March 16, 2010 |KYOTO, JAPAN–Nintendo Co. Ltd. once again failed to confirm if the company has chosen to leapfrog the current generation of HD television sets for a future, higher definition technology that appears only in players’ minds. Read the full story>>
- Stock Game Investigated
March 15, 2010 |PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Start-up, OmniGood Games, has seen a meteoric rise in stock value of more than 10,000 percent over the past two months even though OGG hasn’t released anything except for upbeat press statements. Now the SEC wants to know what’s afoot. IGNN’s Nell Chase investigates. Read the full story>>
- Microsoft discovers idiot programmer
March 5, 2010 |REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling. Read the full story>>
- Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced
March 3, 2010 |SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision. Read the full story>>
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