My cousin Raji fared badly today in an encounter with a tiger. My mother called to tell me that Raji requires many new body parts or he may not survive. She thinks that now that I am a big shot success here at The Imaginary Game News Network that I can work miracles and send organs back home, but the only organs I have are my own and I do not know how to remove and mail them so that they will reach Raji in time.

How come David Perry won’t return my calls? I’ve tried to reach him a dozen times today and I keep getting the same message.

Nobody appreciates me around this place. They think just because I’m the Music Games Editor that I can dance and jam and stuff in my head. Well, listen you nerds, it doesn’t work that way.

I’m just totally pumped that today I got a Follow Friday mention on Twitter from @OnRPG. You guys totally rock! You see, as IGNN’s official Twitterer now that Ram is getting busy with the business side and all, I have this awesome responsibility to let the world know what we’re doing here at The Imaginary Game News Network, because we have no marketing budget.

Today marks the launch of ABWAB–A Blog Within A Blog–which will offer The Imaginary Game News Network staffers a chance to kvetch, quibble, dish, and spill their guts on topics of concern to them and, possibly, to you.