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Red Dead Ducks

SAN DIEGO, CA–Close on the heels of the release of Rockstar Games’ sandbox western, Red Dead Redemption, comes Red Dead Redux from US2Games. US2Games’ president, Arnie Sibilant, denies riding the …read more

a screenshot from the fictional Red Dead Redux game

Videogame Visionary

Boston, MA—Is Nintendo too big for video games? In spite of difficult times in the video game industry over the past year, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata no longer views the …read more

Satoru Iwata charicature at a game convention

Tissue Kills Spelunker Fan

HOKINAKA, JAPAN–A Spelunker fan was tragically killed by a falling tissue yesterday in this southerly Japanese city. On the scene accounts suggest that the 1/1000th of an ounce tissue sheet …read more

photo (fake) of a Spelunker fan supposedly killed by a falling tissue

Moby Dick Comes To Wii

ATLANTA, GA–Maury Cathan always dreamed of being Captain Ahab from Herman Melville’s classic novel, Moby Dick. As a boy, he used to pretend that he was tracking the great white …read more

The White Whale dives into the sea, with the quote, "from hell's heart I stab at thee,"

Jesus Spotted in Modern Warfare 2

LONDON, U.K.–Emanuel Idlington of Camden Court Lane, London was shocked and appalled to discover an image of Jesus Christ cleverly concealed in a scene of the recently released war game, …read more

The wall stain in question is found just below the giant statue of Christ the Redeemer.
Taken shortly before his ill-fated encounter with the wind turbine, this photo shows Gnuth feeble grasp of reality.