Red Dead Ducks
SAN DIEGO, CA–Close on the heels of the release of Rockstar Games’ sandbox western, Red Dead Redemption, comes Red Dead Redux from US2Games. US2Games’ president, Arnie Sibilant, denies riding the …read more
Videogame Visionary
Boston, MA—Is Nintendo too big for video games? In spite of difficult times in the video game industry over the past year, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata no longer views the …read more
Tissue Kills Spelunker Fan
HOKINAKA, JAPAN–A Spelunker fan was tragically killed by a falling tissue yesterday in this southerly Japanese city. On the scene accounts suggest that the 1/1000th of an ounce tissue sheet …read more
Moby Dick Comes To Wii
ATLANTA, GA–Maury Cathan always dreamed of being Captain Ahab from Herman Melville’s classic novel, Moby Dick. As a boy, he used to pretend that he was tracking the great white …read more
Jesus Spotted in Modern Warfare 2
LONDON, U.K.–Emanuel Idlington of Camden Court Lane, London was shocked and appalled to discover an image of Jesus Christ cleverly concealed in a scene of the recently released war game, …read more





