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Red Dead Ducks

Nell Chase — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:04:02 +0000

SAN DIEGO, CA–Close on the heels of the release of Rockstar Games’ sandbox western, Red Dead Redemption, comes Red Dead Redux from US2Games. US2Games’ president, Arnie Sibilant, denies riding the ...read more

Videogame Visionary

Timm Bingo — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:28:07 +0000

Boston, MA—Is Nintendo too big for video games? In spite of difficult times in the video game industry over the past year, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata no longer views the ...read more

Tissue Kills Spelunker Fan

Nell Chase — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:43:13 +0000

HOKINAKA, JAPAN–A Spelunker fan was tragically killed by a falling tissue yesterday in this southerly Japanese city. On the scene accounts suggest that the 1/1000th of an ounce tissue sheet ...read more

Moby Dick Comes To Wii

Gideon Chazwit-Stoop — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:30:04 +0000

ATLANTA, GA–Maury Cathan always dreamed of being Captain Ahab from Herman Melville’s classic novel, Moby Dick. As a boy, he used to pretend that he was tracking the great white ...read more

Jesus Spotted in Modern Warfare 2

Nell Chase — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:51:25 +0000

LONDON, U.K.–Emanuel Idlington of Camden Court Lane, London was shocked and appalled to discover an image of Jesus Christ cleverly concealed in a scene of the recently released war game, ...read more

Gamer Defeated by Life

IGNN Staff — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:47:05 +0000

Super Model Admits Getting Fashion Cues From Bratz Games

IGNN Staff — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:28:51 +0000

NEW YORK, NY–Super Model Jolene Fatalle (25) confirmed rumors that her famed sense of style and panache is borrowed almost entirely from playing online Bratz games. A spokesperson for Bratz ...read more

Rock Band Champ Implodes On Solo Tour

Gideon Chazwit-Stoop — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:18:53 +0000

WORTHY, SUSSEX, UK--Alex VanImpish was at the peak of his game. With Rock Band mates Luke, Jennie Q. and Ibid, Alex reached the finals of the UK Rock Band championship held by Electronic Arts last month. The band, known as ColdPlastic, had grown a Facebook following of over a million fans in just three weeks, and lead guitarist Alex was the instant darling of the gamer scene, cementing his status as gaming's heartthrob kid by appearing on Sky TV's The Beatles Rock Band release day demopalooza.

"I thought it would last for "fooking" ever," Alex told IGNN in an exclusive e-mail exchange.

Attractive Scientist (and partner) Predict Evolutionary Demise of the Thumb

Ib Sanchez — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:04:55 +0000

BERKELEY, CA–Evolutionary scientists working to understand the complex interactions between lifestyle and biological evolution have discovered a remarkable connection between evolutionary artifacts and environmental changes that suggest current trends in ...read more

Moon Water Discovered–Let’s Go Fishing!

Timm Bingo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:09:43 +0000

LOS ANGELES, CA–Activision’s Rapala-branded fishing games product director, Vince McKort, believes that the recent discovery of water molecules on the moon opens up new worlds of possibility for his video ...read more