Super Model Admits Getting Fashion Cues From Bratz Games
NEW YORK, NY–Super Model Jolene Fatalle (25) confirmed rumors that her famed sense of style and panache is borrowed almost entirely from playing online Bratz games. A spokesperson for Bratz …read more
Rock Band Champ Implodes On Solo Tour
WORTHY, SUSSEX, UK–Alex VanImpish was at the peak of his game. With Rock Band mates Luke, Jennie Q. and Ibid, Alex reached the finals of the UK Rock Band championship held by Electronic Arts last month. The band, known as ColdPlastic, had grown a Facebook following of over a million fans in just three weeks, and lead guitarist Alex was the instant darling of the gamer scene, cementing his status as gaming’s heartthrob kid by appearing on Sky TV’s The Beatles Rock Band release day demopalooza.
“I thought it would last for “fooking” ever,” Alex told IGNN in an exclusive e-mail exchange.
Attractive Scientist (and partner) Predict Evolutionary Demise of the Thumb
BERKELEY, CA–Evolutionary scientists working to understand the complex interactions between lifestyle and biological evolution have discovered a remarkable connection between evolutionary artifacts and environmental changes that suggest current trends in …read more
Moon Water Discovered–Let’s Go Fishing!
LOS ANGELES, CA–Activision’s Rapala-branded fishing games product director, Vince McKort, believes that the recent discovery of water molecules on the moon opens up new worlds of possibility for his video …read more
Pokémon Abuse Rampant
SEATTLE, WA–The raves take place in sold-out venues, often in broad daylight and sometimes within walking distance of elementary schools, where children dream fondly of their beloved Pokémon. But these …read more
Study Says Gamers Are Sexy!
PALO ALTO, CA–A study just published in the Social Sciences Journal Review reports that gamers rated higher on blind sexual desirability tests than athletes, social elitists, politicians, movie stars and …read more





