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Madden teams up with God

New York, NY–Pro quarterback Tim Tebow’s signature “Tebowing” is said to be included in Madden NFL 13–this year’s annual offering to video game grid iron warriors. But perhaps more surprising …read more

Monty Python image of God in the clouds highlights IGNN post about Madden NFL 13

Project Gecko Racing for XBOX?

Newtbie, OH—News affecting millions of gamers and some of the biggest corporate names in America rarely emanates from the small town of Newtbie, but thanks to sharp-eyed Hank Verpassilon, the …read more

a fake screenshot of imaginary game Project Gecko Racing reported at IGNN

Millions for Rare Video Games

Posh Bottom, UK—The news that a rare copy of Tetris for the Sega Mega Drive was selling for $1 million dollars on eBay has prompted game owners around the world …read more

image of a Gold GBA SP With Winkie face picture on IGNN

Kinect Cures Hiccups!

Malibu, CA– Researchers at the Involuntary Synchronous Diaphragmatic Flutter (Hiccup) Institute have determined that SDF sufferers (people with hiccups) can alleviate their symptoms by playing active Kinect games during an …read more

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NOA Hires New Marketing Head

REDMOND, WA—In a move more reminiscent of a sci-fi movie plot than corporate machinations, Nintendo of America has confirmed hiring a new marketing head, stating that the head was sufficient …read more

New NOA Marketing Head photo

Tera PC’s Five Most Wanted Things

Seoul, Korea—Bluehole Studio’s massive online RPG, Tera, promises thrills and chills for PC players who enjoy the macabre. Here at IGNN, we’ve been watching the game’s development with lip-licking anticipation, …read more

Tera PC screenshot of the vampire chick