Hello Kitty Goes To Washington
Toodleoo, DE—Hello Kitty, in a surprising write-in campaign for the hotly contested senate seat in Delaware, has clawed and scratched her way to the United States Senate. Competing against Christine …read more
Army of Two Missing Heads Conundrum
Redwood City, CA—EA, hoping to ride the coattails of Call of Duty: Black Ops with Army of Two: The 40th Day, is facing a steep climb made all the more …read more
Activision Discovers Missing Buck
Los Angeles, CA—An Activision spokesperson today noted that a previous press release stating the company’s profits over the past quarter was in error. “In fact, we made an additional dollar!” …read more
Sid Meier’s On Dancing With the Stars?
Los Angeles, CA—Rumor in Lala Land suggests that video game master, Sid Meier, will be the token “nerd” contestant on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. As evidenced …read more
Microsoft Buys Chess Rights
Redmond, WA—Microsoft has announced ownership of a world-wide trademark covering all uses for the word “Chess” and plans to create a series of games based on the ancient IP, which …read more
Kinect With IGNN
Bellevue, WA–It’s the dawn of a new day for gamers. Microsoft’s Kinect motion-mapping control system for Xbox 360 is here, and the world is reveling in reviews of the first …read more
