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Archive for the ‘Imaginary News’ Category

Batman: Arkham City Countdown Begins

Petunia Falls, CO—In this hamlet of 400 hardy souls at the foot of the Rocky Mountains, an unlikely drama is unfolding, for it is here at Majestic Media that a …read more

Batman: Arkham City screenshot from Warner Bros.

Spider-man Farting Bug Discovered

Sunnyvale, CA–Capcom game tester David “Chilidog” Schmidtz uncovered an unusual program bug in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 that seems to cause explosive flatulence in more than 20% of exposed players. …read more

Screenshot of Spider-man from Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Skivvy Fighter II Revealed

Sunnyvale, CA—Following in the great tradition established by Capcom with its Street Fighter series comes Skivvy Fighter II, featuring boxer-clad combatants, special “wedgie” moves, and embarrassing soiled skivvy animations for …read more

Skivvy Fighter II from Capcom as showcased in Marvel vs Capcom 3

EverQuest Disco Swordplay

IGNN has discovered that the EverQuest series is headed in a bold new direction this fall. Following the full release of the much-anticipated House of Thule episodic expansion pack (the …read more

fake videogame news story about EverQuest Disco Swordplay on IGNN

Microsoft Plans Massive Dump

Redmond, WA—Microsoft insiders are reporting that the in-game advertising company, Massive, will be dumped by the end of the month, and suggest that it is yet another sign that Xbox …read more

IGNN's humorous spoof of a Halo Reach image with in-game advertising

Mario Doesn’t Implode

REDMOND, WA–Reports that Nintendo’s legendary plumber has imploded in a phenomenon known as “quantum shrinkage” have been grossly exaggerated according to Nintendo’s in-house physicist, Dr. Evo Mishimish. “This is a …read more

Mario turns to philately