Batman: Arkham City Countdown Begins
Petunia Falls, CO—In this hamlet of 400 hardy souls at the foot of the Rocky Mountains, an unlikely drama is unfolding, for it is here at Majestic Media that a …read more
Spider-man Farting Bug Discovered
Sunnyvale, CA–Capcom game tester David “Chilidog” Schmidtz uncovered an unusual program bug in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 that seems to cause explosive flatulence in more than 20% of exposed players. …read more
Skivvy Fighter II Revealed
Sunnyvale, CA—Following in the great tradition established by Capcom with its Street Fighter series comes Skivvy Fighter II, featuring boxer-clad combatants, special “wedgie” moves, and embarrassing soiled skivvy animations for …read more
EverQuest Disco Swordplay
IGNN has discovered that the EverQuest series is headed in a bold new direction this fall. Following the full release of the much-anticipated House of Thule episodic expansion pack (the …read more
Microsoft Plans Massive Dump
Redmond, WA—Microsoft insiders are reporting that the in-game advertising company, Massive, will be dumped by the end of the month, and suggest that it is yet another sign that Xbox …read more
Mario Doesn’t Implode
REDMOND, WA–Reports that Nintendo’s legendary plumber has imploded in a phenomenon known as “quantum shrinkage” have been grossly exaggerated according to Nintendo’s in-house physicist, Dr. Evo Mishimish. “This is a …read more





