IGNN--The Imaginary Game News Network » Opinion http://imaginarygamenews.com Hot scoops of imaginary video game news, humor and satire. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:14:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 I Just Want To Have Fun http://imaginarygamenews.com/2009/12/i-just-want-to-have-fun/ http://imaginarygamenews.com/2009/12/i-just-want-to-have-fun/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:10:23 +0000 IGNN Staff http://imaginarygamenews.com/?p=2113 Daph SebotFrustrated gamer Daph Sebot has a proposition for a game developer that's game for something new. What does this means for the gaming world? Only time and greed will tell.

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How has it come to pass that gamers eating gamers has become an acceptable part of modern life? That our children and young adults (and increasingly people of all ages) are actively seeking to eat each other leaves me utterly perplexed and a bit frightened. When I was a child, we did not eat one

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As I watch my traditional newspaper staff dwindle on a daily basis--victims of a business model that hasn't kept pace with the technological realities of modern life--I contemplate what this means for the future of reporting. Clearly, dissemination of the news will be completely electronic. Print no longer can compete for news: it's

Read the full story>>]]> http://imaginarygamenews.com/2009/12/why-game-journalists-will-lead-the-way/feed/ 0 How Video Games Are Killing Christmas http://imaginarygamenews.com/2009/12/how-video-games-are-killing-christmas/ http://imaginarygamenews.com/2009/12/how-video-games-are-killing-christmas/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:20:44 +0000 IGNN Staff http://imaginarygamenews.com/?p=2084 S. ClausFor hundreds of years, Christmas has been a time of simple joy and excitement for girls and boys around the world. There was a time when a brightly-painted wooden horse was enough to elicit a smile on a child's face. My many elves, whom I pay a standard living wage with benefits (which includes medical, dental, annual paid vacation, retirement and free reindeer rides), were experts at making dozens of toys from dolls to trains. It was a thriving business--good for Claus Enterprises Inc. and good for humanity, or at least those who enjoy deceiving children and utilizing bribery to promote "acceptable" behavior.

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