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Friday, July 30th, 2010

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Archive for the ‘Reviews’ Category

Karaoke Surgeon

Karaoke SurgeonIb Sanchez–the king of pain–reviews the first medical/musical gaming experience, Karaoke Surgeon, from Sing Science. Ib says it’s a cut above the competition and rates it One spicy chalupa? Read the full story>>

Watcher

WatcherWatcher is a real-time, GPS-enabled, freak-out from Freaking Maniacs for iPhone users like me who love being scared shitless. Let’s face it–I’m the girl in the horror flick who goes down to the basement to investigate a strange, sickening crunching sound that really couldn’t be anything other than your boyfriend being ground up into hamburger. I love being scared, and so do my friends, which is why we love Watcher. How does it work? Simple. You sign up for a Watcher account and your Watcher whereabouts are broadcast to other users in the vicinity, who can track you. Read the full story>>

egg in a box

egg in a boxMore than a puzzle and almost a philosophy of life, that’s the enigma of egg in a box by Birdvine. Personally, I just enjoy contemplating what the egg is becoming as I carefully remove the puzzle pieces and try to guess at the contents before the creation turns into a pool of yolk. When the pelicans fly through the box and you have to feed them sardines, well, that’s when egg in a box becomes truly enchanting. Read the full story>>

Leonetta: Director Intervention

LeonettaWhen international bad guys plot against the United States, Leonetta–the super alter-ego of CIA Director Leon Panetta–is sure to be on the case, hunting them down through his octopus-like network of shadow agents and contacts across the globe. The game play unfolds in two very different ways: first, you’ll direct the Agency in the resource management panel, allocating budgets, reviewing the latest intelligence, doing backroom deals with other leaders of the government, choosing colors to paint your new office and briefing the President when steaming piles of shit hit the “national interest” fan. Read the full story>>

Don’t Lose Your Marbles!

Don't Lose Your MarblesSuch simplicity and such joy! Don’t Lose Your Marbles! is simply perfection that you must experience yourself. It is the caviar of video games, the Dom Perignon, the Madame Francoise, to whom I extend my warmest wishes and an invitation to renew our “splik” at her earliest convenience. But let us not speak of love but of fascination. DLYB is a battle of fascination, with each opponent forever on the edge of oblivion. Read the full story>>

World of Cheese Kraft

Kraft Foods, hoping to reach a new generation of consumers, has teamed up with Megalon World Props, the creator of MMORPG hits Gastroverse and Pandora’s Pie, to build a new food-centric multiplayer world featuring Kraft’s family of congestible products. Read the full story>>

Recent Releases
  • Recent Imaginary Releases
    January 19, 2010 |
    • Barney’s Backdoor Surprise (DSi, Wii)
    • Camel Chess (iP, PC)
    • Color A Trilobyte (SNES)
    • Dancing With The Czars! (Wii, DSi)
    • Dark Ovoid (PS3, X360)
    • Deadliest Catch: The Biggest F*$@ing Halibut! (PS3, X260, Wii)
    • Fun With Text (Blackberry)
    • Goose Mama Rainbow (PS3, X360, Wii, DSi)
    • Gran Tourista VIII (PS3, Pgo)
    • Harry Potter & The 15th Chapter From the End of Book Seven: Wherein A Muggle is Confused (DC, DSi, GBA, GEN, N64, NES, PC, Pgo, PS3, SNES, X, X360, Wii)
    • iCarumba (iP)
    • iRobot (iP)
    • iTiz (iP)
    • Latte Madness (XBLA)
    • Lord of the Bing (PC, X360)
    • Mario Pint (X360, Zune)
    • NBA Hoopla XII (PS, NES, iP)
    • The Oprah “Get Yourself A Life, Girl!” Game (DSi)
    • Piddlenauts (DSi, Wii)
    • Pooh Sticks it To Piglet (PC, Wii, GBA)
    • Proctology Tycoon (Wii)
    • South Park Shitfest (Pgo)
    • Star Wars: Revenge of Another Sith: Dark Menace: Bingo (Mac)
    • Ubisoft’s Best of French Development Collection (TBD)
    • Warhammer Ballet: Diva Insurgence (PS3, X360)
    • Where the Mild Things Chill (Mac)
    • Zirk (C64)
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Future Releases
  • Upcoming Titles
    January 21, 2010 |
    • Avatar: Return of the Earth Bastards
    • Big Al and the Little Nibblers
    • Birthstar Opus
    • Crash Kart Mobile
    • Dancerotics Natal
    • Dismemberment IV: The Axe Falls
    • Farmville for Twitter
    • Fashion Friends
    • Gerbil Fight Total War
    • Halo Beach Volley Ball
    • Idol Gossip
    • No License Baseball
    • Pipuka Sip Katnip
    • PS3 Robot Trainer & Fun Pack
    • Quipmeister
    • Sweepin’ Poppa
    • Tenchew Chef
    • Zork 2010
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Most Wanted
  • Most Wanted
    January 21, 2010 |
    • Droidtris
    • Foreclosure Tycoon
    • Glenn Beck’s Weepy Wii Workout
    • Jennifer’s Body: The Game
    • Mafia Wars for Linked In
    • Natal Finger Puppet Frenzy
    • NRA: Gun Safety and Fun
    • Obamaman in Space
    • PokerPalz Emotion!
    • Sarah Palin’s Rumbarific Dance-off
    • Twilight: Blood Games
    • Virtual Skritching
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Classic News
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