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Rare Countdown to the End?

Ib Sanchez — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:12:29 +0000

Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK--Rare's website is ticking off the days to some unknown and potentially catastrophic event that has kept the gaming world teetering on the edge of its seat for days. The Imaginary Game News Newtwork (aka Network) speculates as to the fate of gaming, mankind and a squirrel.

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Ogelstomp To Rescue Games

IGNN Staff — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:22:28 +0000

REDMOND, WA--Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the gaming industry.

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Nintendo’s Head Games

IGNN Staff — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:00:04 +0000

KYOTO, JAPAN--Nintendo Co. Ltd. once again failed to confirm if the company has chosen to leapfrog the current generation of HD television sets for a future, higher definition technology that appears only in players' minds.

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Stock Game Investigated

IGNN Staff — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:14:48 +0000

PROVIDENCE, R.I.--Start-up, OmniGood Games, has seen a meteoric rise in stock value of more than 10,000 percent over the past two months even though OGG hasn’t released anything except for upbeat press statements. Now the SEC wants to know what's afoot. IGNN's Nell Chase investigates.

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Microsoft discovers idiot programmer

IGNN Staff — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:00:27 +0000

REDMOND, WA--Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool's paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling.

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Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced

IGNN Staff — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:00:15 +0000

SALEM, OR--Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision.

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Will the real Sid Meier speak at GDC?

IGNN Staff — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:00:50 +0000

SAN FRANCISCO, CA--Reports that a man claiming to be Sid Meier will give the keynote speech at the Game Developers' Conference this March have stirred up a hornets nest of speculation concerning whether the man really is who he claims to be. IGNN demands the truth!

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Masked Gamer Sets DK Record

IGNN Staff — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:00:33 +0000

TORONTO, ON--The Donkey Kong world record was shattered by an anonymous, masked player in a Toronto area gaming arcade, but until officials rule on the score's authenticity the world must wait.

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Gazonga Games Buys Microsoft

IGNN Staff — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:31:01 +0000

REDMOND, WA--In a move that surprised most tech industry observers, struggling Flash game developer Gazonga Games today purchased Microsoft...

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IGNN Staff Held In Imaginary Turkish Prison

Gideon Chazwit-Stoop — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:42:02 +0000

BELLEVUE, WA--Staff members of the Imaginary Game News Network were reportedly detained over the recent holiday in an imaginary Turkish prison.

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