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		<title>Video Game Week In Preview</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/video-game-week-in-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Call of Duty: Black Ops]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kinect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Koopa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tower defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ubisoft]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wall Street]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Monday: A junior analyst misspells “Kinect” ( as “kin-x”) triggering Wall Street panic, the resumption of the cold war between eastern and western blocs and flooding in Antarctica. Scientists consider<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/video-game-week-in-preview/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Activision Plans Black Ops Relaunch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Crutos, NM&#8211;Having sold more than $360 million in Call of Duty: Black Ops in the game&#8217;s first 24hrs, Activision has reportedly decided to do it again. &#8220;We&#8217;re relaunching Black<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/activision-plans-black-ops-relaunch/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Black Friday Could Be Beige</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/black-friday-could-be-beige/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gideon Chazwit-Stoop</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[video game industry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY—A report from game industry watcher Max Vitoon predicts that Black Friday—the Friday shopalooza following Thanksgiving—might turn out to be beige this year. “I’m calling for Beige Friday,”<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/black-friday-could-be-beige/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wii White Wins</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/wii-white-wins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Hague, Netherlands—An international trademark court yesterday handed down a decision upholding Nintendo’s use of the color known as Wii White, which had been challenged by a group of 372<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/11/wii-white-wins/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nintendo Sales Down, Hopes Up</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/nintendo-sales-down-hopes-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[game sales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satoru Iwata]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Redmond, WA—Although recent sales figures have been tumbling like a duck blasted out of the sky, Nintendo officials remain bubbling with enthusiasm for future sales prospects. “The grass is always<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/nintendo-sales-down-hopes-up/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Steam Releases Whistling Sound</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/steam-releases-whistling-sound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 00:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mobile gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Steam staked a claim to a piece of the mobile gaming market briefly this week with the release of Whistling Dixie, an app-based social music contest game with a prize<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/steam-releases-whistling-sound/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Video Game Scare Ends</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/halloween-video-game-scare-ends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 00:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Link]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Legend of Zelda]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Templeton Creek, PA—Reports of a killer video game roving the quiet suburb of Templeton Creek in the days leading up to Halloween were proven to be false when police discovered<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/halloween-video-game-scare-ends/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>N-Space Doors Shut</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/n-space-doors-shut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 15:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News Bites]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors that videogame developer n-Space has closed it&#8217;s doors have been confirmed by IGNN. We contacted an n-Space spokesperson late Friday evening and received the following announcement. &#8220;n-Space maintains regular<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/10/n-space-doors-shut/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rare Countdown to the End?</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/06/rare-countdown-to-the-end/</link>
		<comments>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/06/rare-countdown-to-the-end/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ib Sanchez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News Bites]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK&#8211;An ominous countdown is ticking off the days to some unknown climax on Rare&#8217;s website. Speculation at major game enthusiast outlets (and here at IGNN) has caused a flutter<a href="http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/06/rare-countdown-to-the-end/"> ...read more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ogelstomp To Rescue Games</title>
		<link>http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/03/ogelstomp-to-rescue-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>IGNN Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>REDMOND, WA--Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the  gaming industry.</p>]]></description>
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