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Archive for the ‘News Bites’ Category

Microsoft discovers idiot programmer

REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling.

Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced

SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision.

Will the real Sid Meier speak at GDC?

SAN FRANCISCO, CA–Reports that a man claiming to be Sid Meier will give the keynote speech at the Game Developers’ Conference this March have stirred up a hornets nest of speculation concerning whether the man really is who he claims to be. IGNN demands the truth!

Masked Gamer Sets DK Record

TORONTO, ON–The Donkey Kong world record was shattered by an anonymous, masked player in a Toronto area gaming arcade, but until officials rule on the score’s authenticity the world must wait.

Gazonga Games Buys Microsoft

REDMOND, WA–In a move that surprised most tech industry observers, struggling Flash game developer Gazonga Games today purchased Microsoft…

IGNN Staff Held In Imaginary Turkish Prison

BELLEVUE, WA–Staff members of the Imaginary Game News Network were reportedly detained over the recent holiday in an imaginary Turkish prison.