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Pup Rescued From TV Cord Tangle

MITHERS, GA—Twins rescue a puppy from video game entanglements created by too many behind-the-TV electrical cords.

Size Counts In Nintendo’s Upcoming Handhelds

Nintendo is planning on up-sizing it’s down-sized products, hoping for a bigger year in 2010 than in 2009.

Super Model Admits Getting Fashion Cues From Bratz Games

NEW YORK, NY–Super Model Jolene Fatalle (25) confirmed rumors that her famed sense of style and panache is borrowed almost entirely from playing online Bratz games. A spokesperson for Bratz …read more

Jolene contemplates a Bratzless future.

Apple Answers Windows 7 Challenge

Apple Inc. responded in kind today to a value bundle promoting Microsoft’s newly launched Windows 7 operating system by revealing its own “value proposition” to cost-conscious consumers.

Nintendo Recalls 120 Million NES Consoles

Nintendo Co. Ltd. today announced the recall of 120 million NES consoles manufactured between 1889 and 1991. The recall included Nintendo Entertainment Systems sold in North America and Europe and Famicom consoles sold in Japan.

IGNN Explains “1889″

The Imaginary Game News Network’s publisher, Scott Pelland, today admitted that the “claim” posted on the satirical game news web site’s header that IGNN has been covering video game news since “1889″ is a complete fiction.