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The IGNN Interviews: K.K. Slider

Interview portrait of K.K.Slider from Animal CrossingK.K. Slider, the famous crooner from Animal Crossing, is in the spotlight for this round of the IGNN Interviews. IGNN staffer Rondo Nobson gets the poop on recent rumors that the musical mutt is planning a career change. You should be warned that parts of this interview are shocking and tasteless, and frankly, none of it is suitable for children or anyone with weak bowels. Read the full story>>

Man Claiming to Be Sid Meier Discusses End of Civilization

Artist's sketch of the phone used by a man who might have been Sid Meier.A man who claimed he was Sid Meier answered the phone recently when IGNN reporter Rondo Nobson called to conduct an interview with the award-winning game designer, who is best known for the Civilization series of games. Read the full story>>

The Eeyore Interview

The Imaginary Game News Network Interviews talks with childrens’ literary character Eeyore for his take on Pooh Sticks, thistles and the PS3 Slim. Read the full story>>

IGNN Publisher, Scott Pelland

The Imaginary Game News Network Interviews meets with IGNN’s Publisher, Scott Pelland, rambles on about creating IGNN, self-dating and his fear of chickens with BFGs. Read the full story>>

News Bites
  • Rare Countdown to the End?
    June 7, 2010 |

    Manworthing-On-Pebble, UK–Rare’s website is ticking off the days to some unknown and potentially catastrophic event that has kept the gaming world teetering on the edge of its seat for days. The Imaginary Game News Newtwork (aka Network) speculates as to the fate of gaming, mankind and a squirrel. Read the full story>>

  • Ogelstomp To Rescue Games
    March 24, 2010 |

    REDMOND, WA–Industry newbie, Marcus Oglestomp has a plan to save the gaming industry. Read the full story>>

  • Nintendo’s Head Games
    March 16, 2010 |

    KYOTO, JAPAN–Nintendo Co. Ltd. once again failed to confirm if the company has chosen to leapfrog the current generation of HD television sets for a future, higher definition technology that appears only in players’ minds. Read the full story>>

  • Stock Game Investigated
    March 15, 2010 |

    PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Start-up, OmniGood Games, has seen a meteoric rise in stock value of more than 10,000 percent over the past two months even though OGG hasn’t released anything except for upbeat press statements. Now the SEC wants to know what’s afoot. IGNN’s Nell Chase investigates. Read the full story>>

  • Microsoft discovers idiot programmer
    March 5, 2010 |

    REDMOND, WA–Protests of shock and dismay were heard throughout Microsoft today as the news spread that an employee in the Xbox group was actually an idiot. Is it possible that the Big M is a fool’s paradise? IGNN looks into charges of descrimination and drooling. Read the full story>>

  • Graffitinauts Banned In 12 States Before It Is Even Announced
    March 3, 2010 |

    SALEM, OR–Legislators across the country, seeking to stem the tide of reckless, society-changing videogame projects, have taken the unprecedented step of banning a non-existent game. IGNN has the reaction from both sides of the controversial decision. Read the full story>>

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