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Nielsen: Gamers Unaware

IGNN Staff — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 06:15:37 +0000

Headline From IndustryGamers.com:

Gamers Unaware of Natal and Move, says Nielsen

IGNN’s Take: Who is this Nielsen guy anyway? What a killjoy. Every time we hear about this jerk he’s making sweeping statements about entire segments of the population. Enough, we say. The next time any news source quotes Mr. I’m-so-smart-I-can-tell-you-what-those-three-million-people-over-there-want-for-lunch Nielsen, we will collectively barf up our Sourdough Jacks. As for gamers being unaware of

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Breakdown the new MK

IGNN Staff — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 06:15:19 +0000

Headline from Gamespot:

Mortal Kombat - The Breakdown

IGNN’s Take: Does a new Mortal Kombat really need a breakdown? Seriously? Is MKBD going to have such excitingly new bits of brutality that we need a blow-by-blow preview? After disemboweling, beheading, de-spining and mincing opponents in 237 games to date, what’s left? Well, if that’s what you were thinking, you’d be dead wrong. Gamespot, having come by a

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Incontinent Pokemon

Cremella Ling — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 06:14:57 +0000

Headline from GamesRadar:

7 new Pokemon, new professor and gameplay details leaked in CoroCoro scans

IGNN’s Take: It’s a sad but true fact that people are forever leaking on CoroCoro comics, so is it really so surprising that Pokemon are now availing themselves of the same opportunity? The colorful art and pulpy pages of this favorite Japanese comic are ideal for soaking up all types of

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Can Modern Warfare 2 Battle the Recession?

IGNN Staff — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:11:51 +0000

REYJKAVIK, ICELAND--Some economic experts believe that megahit video games and box office successes can pull the economy out of the toilet, dry it off, give it a spritz of perfume and call it "hot". IGNN's scoop dives deep to discover the truth behind such claims.

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Friday

IGNN Staff — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:45:54 +0000

Headline news is back with a survey of top news stories being reported by a variety of game news media web sites. As always, time being a scarce commodity, The Imaginary Game News Network feels compelled to reduce your burden of reading actual news stories by simply imagining what their headlines might mean. We include links if (for some reason) you want to know the real story! Read the full story>>

Wednesday

IGNN Staff — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:12:40 +0000

Headline news returns from a long vacation (truth is, nothing actually happened in the real game world over the past month) with a survey of top news stories being reported by a variety of game news media web sites. As always, time being a scarce commodity, The Imaginary Game News Network feels compelled to reduce your burden of reading the actual stories by simply imagining what the headlines might mean. Hold onto your butts! Read the full story>>

Headline News

IGNN Staff — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:22:22 +0000

Headline News surfs to the shores of Gamers Daily News to spark our imaginative exploration of the headlines. Read the full story>>

Headline News: Friday, August 14th

IGNN Staff — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:35:41 +0000

Headline News casts its lazy gaze on GameSpot.com, where just about all of your gaming needs can be met, except for the imaginary ones. Read the full story>>

Headline News: Thursday, August 13th

IGNN Staff — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:17:16 +0000

Headline News peers across the pond to Old Blighty, where Edge Online sits atop the throne of the UK's substantial game biz media. Read the full story>>

Headline News: Wednesday, August 12th

IGNN Staff — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:25:17 +0000

Who has time to read an entire news story? We sure don't; that's why we only skim the headlines then imagine what the actual story is all about. Today we interpret the headlines on 1UP.com, a venerable game media outlet within the vast UGO empire. Read the full story>>