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GDC Opens in Panic

Gideon Chazwit-Stoop — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:40:46 +0000

SAN FRANCISCO, CA--Today's GDC 2010 opening was marred by panic, riots and a plague of vicious snakes that fell out of the sky and bit one man on the nose. IGNN has the official scoop of this imaginary disaster!

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Grand Theft Chihuahua

IGNN Staff — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:00:19 +0000

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--Before Lemmings and before Grand Theft Auto, Scotish developer David Jones had a dream that he pursued until it nearly cost him his sanity; a dream to create his magnum opus--Grand Theft Chihuahua. Today, a dedicated team in Mexico hopes to see that dream come to fruition.

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Nintendo’s Big Plans

IGNN Staff — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:00:57 +0000

REDMOND, WA--Undercover reporters from an unnamed imaginary game news rival to IGNN have scooped the gaming world by stealing information that allegedly proves Nintendo is planning to release uber-sized gaming systems in the near future. We think they're making it all up.

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Obama views gaming gold

IGNN Staff — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:47:55 +0000

Nobody expected the latest economic recovery initiative put forth by the White House, but President Obama's assertion that the answer may lie in exploiting the valuable resources inside video games warrants a closer look.

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Tissue Kills Spelunker Fan

IGNN Staff — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:43:13 +0000

HOKINAKA, JAPAN--Strange and disturbing stories out of Japan are nothing new. But when fans of the Spelunker video game start dying in bizarre ways, Nell Chase will be on the case faster than you can say "gastrointestinal endoscopy."

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Gamers Lost in Power Outage

IGNN Staff — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:13:51 +0000

BUFFALO, NY--The mysterious disappearance of four teenage boys during a recent snowstorm has started a controversy over the impact of video games on youthful players. Congress, Toys R Us, and other involved parties consider this case to be the thin end of the wedge. At IGNN, we respect wedges like you wouldn't believe, so we sent top investigative reporter, Nell Chase to Lake Erie to find out what's going on.

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Moby Dick Comes To Wii

IGNN Staff — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:30:04 +0000

ATLANTA, GA--Classic Quill Studios is planning its first release, a live action literary game for Wii based on Herman Melville's classic whale tale, Moby Dick. IGNN previewed the action title and spoke to studio president and lead designer, Maury Cathan to bring you this exclusive world scoop.

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Can Modern Warfare 2 Battle the Recession?

IGNN Staff — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:11:51 +0000

REYJKAVIK, ICELAND--Some economic experts believe that megahit video games and box office successes can pull the economy out of the toilet, dry it off, give it a spritz of perfume and call it "hot". IGNN's scoop dives deep to discover the truth behind such claims.

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2010: The Year To Come

IGNN Staff — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:11:23 +0000

BELLEVUE, WA--Years come and go, but insipid traditions--such as predicting the new year's future each January--never seem to leave us in peace. Fortunately, IGNN is in the business of imagining ridiculous things, so this assignment wasn't much of a stretch.

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Blue Ocean Strategy for CLG

IGNN Staff — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:38:12 +0000

VANCOUVER, B.C.-- Critical Limit Games thinks big. They've got a tree on their roof, which is sufficient proof of advanced thinking in our book. But tongues are wagging because CLG's LifeLeft for Wii is going where no game has gone before--lefty world! We are very afraid.

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