IGNN--The Imaginary Game News Network http://imaginarygamenews.com Hot scoops of imaginary video game news, humor and satire. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:14:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Post-E3 Frog Rain http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/06/post-e3-frog-rain/ http://imaginarygamenews.com/2010/06/post-e3-frog-rain/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:14:40 +0000 Timm Bingo http://imaginarygamenews.com/?p=2557 frogsE3 2010 has come and gone, but according to predictions at IGNN, the biggest impacts of the show will be felt in coming months as plagues, wars, infestations and a rain of frogs inundate the gaming world. Should we rejoice or be very afraid?

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Gideon Chazwit-Stoop reveals the highlights, the low points and the bits in between of his week spent at this year's Game Developers Conference in the city by the bay.

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