Imaginary Reviews
Imaginary reviews of imaginary video games fully imagined and skewered for your reading pleasure.
StarSplatter
Epic doesn’t describe the scope of StarSplatter, nor does the term “confusing” or “purple”. This strategy/shooter struggles from the opening titles (in Swedish) to the odd mapping system that uses …read more
Karaoke Surgeon
Three years ago, when I went to the doctor with a sore thumb only to be released from the hospital two weeks later with one leg and half a liver, …read more
Watcher
Watcher is a real-time, GPS-enabled, freak-out from Freaking Maniacs for iPhone users like me who love being scared shitless. Let’s face it–I’m the girl in the horror flick who goes …read more
egg in a box
More than a puzzle and almost a philosophy of life, that’s the enigma of egg in a box by Birdvine. Personally, I just enjoy contemplating what the egg is becoming …read more
Leonetta: Director Intervention
When international bad guys plot against the United States, Leonetta–the super alter-ego of CIA Director Leon Panetta–is sure to be on the case, hunting them down through his octopus-like network …read more
Don’t Lose Your Marbles!
Such simplicity and such joy! Don’t Lose Your Marbles! is simply perfection that you must experience yourself. It is the caviar of video games, the Dom Perignon, the Madame Francoise, …read more
