Misquoted
Misquotes and false attributions are the plague of journalists everywhere, but here at IGNN we cover our butts by making up our own quotes and informing readers that every quote is a fake. In fact, if any of the luminaries lampooned in our misquotes were ever to claim authorship of them, we would be forced to call them out and subject them to further ridicule. See if we don't!
Eeyore
I hate to say it, but that poor ass pictured on Saturday Night Live was my cousin, Seymore. He’d been choking on a thistle, when a noose and a chair …read more
Trip Hawkins on chocolate
Life is like a Bloxx of chocolates…get it? Ha, ha. But that’s not to say that Digital Chocolate has anything to do with Forrest Gump. I hope that obvious? …perhaps …read more
William Shakespeare on Banjo and Kazooie
For all those plays writ by men, twas not I who united paper and pen. Neither Romeo nor Lear nor Falstaff wooed me. For my quill was inking the Tragedie …read more
Bear Grylls
It was dark and slippy in there, and it smelled like a a camel’s large intestine. I wouldn’t recommend it unless it’s absolutely necessary for survival, …perhaps falsely attributed to …read more
Will Wright on the future
When I peer into the future I see only a large, snarling raccoon with a bit of lettuce or something stuck in its teeth, …perhaps falsely attributed to Will Wright …read more
Satoru Iwata
Our goal is to sell another 50 billion units this year, and since there are only about 7 billion people on the planet, the plan is to encourage every human …read more
